.in the news.

Also in the news today. Kelly Slater's movie, "Letting Go," is slated [see the pun?] to show today at the Maui Film Festival. The film depicts Slater's journey through his 2005 tour, up to his crowning 7th World Champion victory. That's seven victories is just thirteen years. Kelly [we are on a first name basis] should start sharing, and allow other people to win world titles. I think he's just being selfish [and selfish people suck].

But Kelly gives me hope. He is 33 and still winning world titles, which means, in theory, there is still hope for me!

Also, Chelsea Nagata [of I forget what swim club ... Maui Swim Club?] became UCI's first All-American female swimmer. She went a 53.18 which in case you don't know about swimming is AMAZING. The fact that she can swim butterfly alone is amazing because I hate butterfly and think it's a retardedly difficult stroke and given the chance, would strangle the person who invented it. But cheers to her.