.media lemurs.

This morning I headed to 7-11 to enjoy one of my favorite post-surfing foods [alongside with Chipotatle and Shaken Black Iced Tea Lemonade from Starbucks, neither which are available in Hawaii so I only presume they would make wonderful post-surfing foods].
Slurpee!

Much to my dismay I realized that they raised the prices! Gah!
I cried and then used my free-slurpee coupon. I wish I could go on strike against the price increase but I love slurpees just too much. They are frozen goodness.

Also, if you read the surf report and thought there was a swell today, THEY TRICKED YOU. Fortunately, they didn't trick me. I knew there would be no surf and went out anyway [I'm a genius like that]. But they did trick a bunch of people today. Silly lemurs of Honolulu Advertiser/Honolulu Star-Bulletin/local news channels/Surfnewsnetwork. I suppose that they are only following the advice/signs of the buoys. I should be my own buoy. No waves ever. Everyone stay home. But if you are a mindless follower of the media, you can read all about the swell that arrived today that didn't.
I can't go surfing tomorrow cause I have internship in downtown and have to WALK my lazy butt to work. Parking in downtown is much too expensive and if you would provide me with a stall [near or] in downtown you would be my god forever.