Tuesday, March 02, 2010

.swimsuit fetish.

Apart from my slurpee OCD and chronic fear of feet I also have a rediculous swim suit fetish. Behold.


Ever since I moved into a bedroom upstairs I've had the luxury of two swim suit drawers. Which means easy access to swim suits no matter where I go [which is useful since I am often too lazy to walk upstairs to get a change of clothes].

I have been very, very good this summer only purchasing two swim suits that were not even surfing swim suits! But now I'm getting swim suit antsy. It's a few more months till PacSun puts their suits on sale so I've been forced to resort to online window shopping. Sigh. If only the price of swim suits weren't so expensive ...

I want, want, want!


Of course I don't look quite like that ...

Mari and I have often discussed what characterizes a good surfing suit. Namely, non moveable cups, adjustable strings [thin strings make for easy car-key tying]. Work out suits are good to help to get rid of pesky halter tan lines and are also useful in larger surf [obviously, since bikini tops tend to shift giving everyone else in h2o an excellent view]. Black suits are a must. Girls who wear matchy-matchy suits to the beach are silly [or white].

In a perfect world I'd be sponsored and given millions of free suits. What heaven.


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